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Innovate. Disrupt. Metabolize. And a buncha other words I never learned for the SAT. It's the Stupid Hackathon Intended To Help Academically Challenge Kids and Students.

Get ready for hacks that are gonna revolutionize whole industries, become the next big startup, solve real-world problems, and work entirely as described. And then get ready to be disappointed cause ya ain't finding none of that here.

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Prizes

sHackiest sHack (Audience Choice)

Most Innovative Way to Envision Human Beings as Glassware

Educational Hack Most Likely to Corrupt Today’s Youth

Second Best Use of Markers

Most Generous Definition of Farm

Most Hardcoded Use of Machine Learning

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Most Realistic Metaphor for What Happens When Governments Try to Get Rid of Big Business

Best Hack to Also Be a Kind of Chicken

Best Eleftronjc Hadk

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Increasing #Diversity in Tech by Insulting Literally Everyone in Japan and All Women Everywhere

Best Drawing Not of a Rock

Most Appropriate Way to Treat Apple Products

Best Hack for Social Bad

Best Use of Fortnite

Fugliest UI/UX

Best Entreprenepetrperutenpterial Spirit

Most Rigged Demo

Potpourri

Most Categories Qualified For

The Wow, That Is Such A Jacob Adams Thing To Do Award

Biggest Sellout to the Corporate World

Revolutionizing Economics by Exchanging Money for Goods and Services

Least Built, Least Developed, Least Advanced, and Least Channel-like Channels

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Best Hardware Hack (category created by request from Dan Phillips)

Best VR (Very Regretful)

Most Actual Attempt To Get It To Work And For That Everyone Better Clap For This One

Biggest Invasion of Users’ Privacy

Only Spam Hack to Actually Qualify for a Category

Biggest Invasion of Exactly One User’s Privacy

The Oh My God We Get It You Did Theater Award

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Best Thing Inspired by Natural Disasters that Cause Immeasurable Suffering to Real Families and Communities

Devpost Achievements

Submitting to this hackathon could earn you:

Judges

The one (1) photo of Professor Lewis

The one (1) photo of Professor Lewis

Colonel Ebirt

Colonel Ebirt

Recruiters ready to tell you about their great company culture

Recruiters ready to tell you about their great company culture

The $2,000,000 griffin statue

The $2,000,000 griffin statue

The maze from Software Dev

The maze from Software Dev

The single period you added to your new password

The single period you added to your new password

James Comey's entire security detail

James Comey's entire security detail

A GPS you're going to ignore

A GPS you're going to ignore

The first AI sentient enough to judge you

The first AI sentient enough to judge you

Todd Howard on a telepresence robot

Todd Howard on a telepresence robot

Grace Hopper, back from the dead to get revenge on someone who wrote an awful 3-page paper on her for Finite

Grace Hopper, back from the dead to get revenge on someone who wrote an awful 3-page paper on her for Finite

Middle-aged people who need help changing their Facebook profile picture

Middle-aged people who need help changing their Facebook profile picture

An 8-year-old who just used MIT Scratch

An 8-year-old who just used MIT Scratch

Professor Kemper wearing a shirt of his own face

Professor Kemper wearing a shirt of his own face

Judging Criteria

  • Respect for your vision